Oily McWar, ever the master of all things relating to foreign affairs, enjoys listing the four five former Secretaries of State who support him (or at least the ones he can remember).
This really inspires confidence in the man, doesn’t it?
Rush Limbaugh tells us that Colin Powell’s endorsement of Barack Obama is “totally about race.”
But hey - wait a minute - Rush is voting for McCain, isn’t he? And have you ever looked at those two guys? See what they have in common? Nudge, nudge, wink wink… See what I mean?
Rush Limbaugh’s support for John McCain is totally about race!
Wait - I’ve changed my mind. Have you noticed the other thing Limbaugh and McCain have in common? They’re both men. And men have penises!
Rush Limbaugh’s support for John McCain is totally about his penis!
Rush Limbaugh! Penis!
Penis!
Penis!
