I Hate What You Just Said

Rush Limbaugh tells us that Colin Powell’s endorsement of Barack Obama is “totally about race.”

But hey - wait a minute - Rush is voting for McCain, isn’t he? And have you ever looked at those two guys? See what they have in common? Nudge, nudge, wink wink… See what I mean?

Rush Limbaugh’s support for John McCain is totally about race!

Wait - I’ve changed my mind. Have you noticed the other thing Limbaugh and McCain have in common? They’re both men. And men have penises!

Rush Limbaugh’s support for John McCain is totally about his penis!

Rush Limbaugh! Penis!

Penis!

Penis!