McCain mouthpiece Michael Goldfarb recently turned in one of the most stomach-turning performances of the entire campaign season. In this clip, Goldfarb takes the McCain camp’s desperate guilt-by-association strategy to new depths. Watch:
So, who is this other person? Is it that Goldfarb has no one else to offer, so he is being cryptic to hide his total lack of evidence for Obama’s alleged anti-Semitic ties? Or does he want us to think “ooooh…right…that Jeremiah Wright guy!” (In that case, he would be upholding the letter, but certainly not the spirit of the McCain campaign’s intent not to mention Wright. Wow. Such a sleazy way out). Or were his intentions even worse? Was he being evasive so as to allow viewers to plug in their worst fears? “Maybe it’s Bin Laden!” etc.
Michael - if you have evidence that Obama or anyone else is a racist or an anti-Semite, then share it. Otherwise, your pathetic, sleazy tactics demean your candidate and our political discourse. And they make you look like a sad, hateful, lying coward.
[UPDATE: Michael Goldfarb now officially joins Diane Fedele as a nominee for the Shameful Jackass of the Year Award. Good luck, Michael! (you jackass).]
This picture clearly shows Barack Hussein Obama levitating an orange at least a foot over his upturned palm. No mere mortal could perform such a trick.
America, open your eyes!
He was educated in a Madrassa. He pals around with terrorists who hate America and tried to blow up the Capital building. He wants to create the USSAby redistributing wealth like the godless Communists. He is in league with organizations like ACORN that plan to steal the election from all the “real” Americans. And — as if that weren’t enough — now we learn that he has evil powers from selling his miserable black soul to Satan.
Wow. It’s eerie. If you look up the etymology of “warlock” in the dictionary you will find that it comes from the Old English word, wǣrloga, which means “traitor, oath-breaker, liar.”
It stands to reason:
Warlocks are liars, traitors, and oath-breakers. Barack Obama has lied about many things during this election. He even broke his oath about not taking campaign finance. Some say he’s a traitor. Therefore, Barack Obama is a warlock.
Today, we bring you a yummy little tasting flight of stupidity.
We’ll start with Representative Michele Bachman, Republican of Minnesota:
“[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she’s just trying to save the planet,” Bachmann told the right-wing news site OneNewsNow. “We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet — we didn’t need Nancy Pelosi to do that.”
Whew! What a relief. Glad to know that’s sorted out. Because I was starting to get a little worried about that whole global warming thing. (Also - “they?” Is Jesus plural now?) Hey - do you think “they” could do anything about my gout?
Next, a little video. Stuart Shepard of Focus on the Family asks “would it be so wrong if we asked people to pray for rain” during Obama’s convention acceptance speech?
Best line: “If God decides - and it’s always up to God to decide…” That’s good stuff, no? In the event that he exists, God must be thinking, “thanks, Stu.”
I know this guy was trying to be funny, sort of, but Stuart Shepard and his ilk make me embarrassed to be a mammal.
And finally, Jabberin’ Joe Lieberman implicitly questions Barack Obama’s patriotism:
“In my opinion, the choice could not be more clear: between one candidate, John McCain, who’s had experience, been tested in war and tried in peace, another candidate who has not,’’ Mr. Lieberman said. “Between one candidate, John McCain, who has always put the country first, worked across party lines to get things done, and one candidate who has not. Between one candidate who’s a talker, and the other candidate who’s the leader America needs as our next president.” [Italics added]
Robert Hurt is a Texas rancher and a father of 14 children. Ten years ago, he visited our nation’s capital for a Promise Keeper’s rally and was shocked at what he found:
Washington is a town filled with boobs.
They’re everywhere, from the bare-breasted ladies who decorate the fountain at Dupont Circle to the peekaboo statue in the Justice Department’s Great Hall to the countless nudes in our museums. But while those of us who live here hardly blink at the public nudity, it can shock some of our visitors. Such was the case for Robert Hurt, who last week tried to add the issue of artistic indecency in the nation’s capital to the platform of the Texas GOP.
When he saw “unclothed people” at the National Gallery and the bosomy figures of Valor and Sacrifice at the Arlington Memorial Bridge–well, Hurt had had enough:
“You don’t have nude art on your front porch,” the Dallas Morning News quoted the delegate as telling the platform committee at the state party convention. “So why is it important to have that in the common places of Washington, D.C.?” [. . .]
“I believe art affects a country indirectly. I have been studying the decline of morals in this country. It’s sending the wrong message to children that nudity is fine, that nakedness is fine. . . . There are degrees of vulgarity, and it opens up the door for the other stuff.”
We can’t have children thinking that their bodies aren’t shameful factories of sin! And Hurt is right: tits are the gateway to the other, hard-core forms of patriotic porn.
Take heart America, even though the boob-draping Attorney General John Ashcroft is gone, titular moral sheriff Hurt is on the case. He’s even promised to return to Washington, “possibly . . . to videotape the evidence.”
“I’m not going to stop until I succeed,” Hurt proclaimed,” I’m prepared for a long fight.”
I discovered this bit of wisdom while trolling the official website of Pat Robertson. On a page entitled “Bring It On: The War on Terror,” one of Pat’s viewers wrote in with this fantastic question:
I hear so many people saying that Jesus would just turn the other cheek in terms of Iraq. Is Jesus a pacifist? I know He turned over the tables in the Temple, but do you believe that Jesus would ever go to war?
