The Smoking Gum

by Larry Tate on June 30, 2013

Aaron Hernandez has to be the most inept criminal of all time.

  • Use cell phones to contact co-conspirators. Check.
  • Allow murder victim to tweet to family before killing him. Check.
  • Rent getaway car in your own name. Check.
  • Take GPS-enabled cellphones with you during the murder. Check.
  • Capture yourself and co-conspirators holding guns on your home security video. Check.
  • Leave shell casings behind at the scene of the crime and in the car you rented along with the blue Bubblicious gum wrappers that you conspicuously offered to the attendant. Check check check.

Should have watched more CSI. This is going to be a tomahawk dunk by the prosecution.


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