Rick Perry For President

by Larry Tate on July 21, 2011

Hi, I’m Rick Perry. And I have no idea how to solve any of our nation’s problems. So I pray to an invisible man who lives in the sky who can come down here and start fixin’ things. Thank you, America. And I approve this message.

If you formed a genetic hybrid of James Brolin, George W. Bush, and a pile of shit, you’d have Rick Perry.


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JimLarkinsGhost July 27, 2011 at 11:51 AM

What a smarmy, opportunistic, sleazy jackass. I wish there was a god, so god could tell Rick Perry to go f*ck himself.


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