I Hate What You Just Said

Feeling the pain of high gas prices? Looking for someone to blame? Feeling screwed by the oil companies?

The McCain campaign shows us who the real villain is here

(The chanting is a nice touch, no?)

I assume we can expect new McCain ads that will expose Obama’s other evil doings:

-Losing buttons off of your shirts at the dry cleaner? Obama did it.
-Obama forces movie theaters to grind their popcorn salt into that bizarre dust-like substance.
-That endless stream of Dane Cook ads during last year’s World Series? Barack directed them.
-Cats and dogs used to get along fine before Obama turned them against each other.
-Those new pants making you look fat? Barack’s fault.
-Obama is the guy who came up with all of those irritating names for everything at Starbucks.