I Hate What You Just Said

Of all the news I read today, this is the most awesome:

MINNEAPOLIS—A convicted felon who became a motivational speaker — and used his life experiences to warn teens about the dangers of drugs and crime — is accused of going on a bender, threatening to kill his girlfriend and her son, and smashing a former prison buddy in the face with a statue of John Wayne.

And he was just getting started . . .