I Hate What You Just Said

A few days ago, Andrew Sullivan described the Clintons as being “riddled with narcissism and pathology,” running an “ugly,” “feckless,” loser of a campaign.

With those words in mind, I am detecting a new tactic from the Clinton campaign.  It seems the new idea is to convince all those suggestible, uneducated citizens who comprise their base that an evil conspiracy has formed to dupe them into giving up on Team Clinton.  While the rest of us are just media-fed zombies who think that Barack Obama has an unassailable delegate lead, Bill knows the truth.  While campaigning in the “boutique” state of South Dakota, Bill Clinton is reported to have said this about his wife and Barack Obama:

Oh, this is so terrible: The people they want her. Oh, this is so terrible: She is winning the general election, and he is not. Oh my goodness, we have to cover this up.

Ok, this is the “general election” that happens in November, right?  Six months from now?  Just checking.

This next part is completely crazy:

She is winning the general election today and he is not, according to all the evidence.

If you notice, there hasn’t been a lot of publicity on these polls I just told you about. It is the first time you’ve heard it? Why do you think that is? Why do you think? Don’t you think if the polls were the reverse and he was winning the Electoral College against Senator McCain and Hillary was losing it, it would be blasted on every television station?

You would know it wouldn’t you? It wouldn’t be a little secret. And there is another Electoral College poll that I saw yesterday had her over 300 electoral votes. … She will win the general election if you nominate her. They’re just trying to make sure you don’t.

Definitely a conspiracy here, just like the “suicide” of Vince Foster.  Or the Whitewater deal.  Except this conspiracy is vast and involves virtually every media organ in our nation–including FOX!  It’s diabolical!  Hillary Clinton is actually winning the election that won’t happen for half a year; if it weren’t for this evil, meddling cabal, we’d all know the truth!

Seriously, how much contempt for your supporters must you have to shovel this horseshit at them?